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"FASTEST" EP

by The Slow & The Courteous

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heads on the wrong side of the log rising up from a bog something crept into their ears slime mold zombie disseminating brains to be seers feasting upon our peers slime mold will take control to be its host is our role it aspires our ability to chew so it will feed on the power the power in you blah
2.
Beefa Nova 01:32
you dont know what its like to wake up with the meat sweats every night you dont know how it feels to spend your night as slippery as an eel cause i got beef dreams and i cant sleep beef dreams i cant sleep a love of murder fills my brain while i lie here fucking drained i spend my time a fish out of water but i cant forgo the slaughter cause i got beef dreams and i cant sleep i got beef dreams and i cant sleep red inside my meat filled head sometimes i feel i'm better off dead cause red meat is all i ever eat sometimes i feel i'm better off dead cause i got beef dreams i cant sleep beef dreams
3.
Hop Potion 01:57
hanging over an edge anticipating breeding a a hangover 1 2 3 4 5 sick with time comes a sickness a corruption of my fitness and when i almost cant take it ill wield a hop potion and ill sip it hop potion commotion hop potion stop motion hop potion no notions hop potion explosion i know in a matter of time it will kill me before i die and what was building up inside will be demolished in my mind hop potion commotion hop potion stop motion hop potion no notions hop potion explosion indulging the potion ridding the commotion
4.
Lionel 01:22
king of the stoop malt liquor everyday falling over backwards squattin' in alleyways get the fuck off cape breton island getting fucked up cape breton island glass in his teeth cripple for hire sleeping on the street light the fire getting fucked up on cape breton island getting fucked up cape breton island
5.
I'll Fuckin' 02:34
bret michaels is barely a man and poison wasnt a good band so why do i gotta listen to his stupid fucking voice im at work i got no choice prostrate ear fucked every single day prostrate ear fucked every single day ill fuckin ill fuckin fuckin ah ill fuckin ill fuckin fuckin ah ill fuckin fuckin fuckin ahh if i have to hear hotel california again ill fuckin ill fuckin ill fuckin ill fuckin
6.
it isnt fucking easy breaking backs to feed scum nailed behind a counter taking orders from whoever pleases to come stuff their fucking face and destroy the entire place in order to making a dime i otta deal with peoples grime working til im in my grave theres no sympathy for a slave working til were in our graves theres no sympathy for us slaves what doesnt make shit cheaper is your silly fucking credits cards well see where they get you when they leave history scarred just live fast get it done stay true and fuck and cum dont let a fucking puppet kill you even if you choke for them deal with shit by choice if everything sucks then kill yourself blank out the nonsense logic wont work in any defense well all die someday without a fucking say were bred as fucking slaves that musnt misbehave we have habits to provide and find habits to feed
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whats wrong with your heads they plotted their own deaths so dont even think about blaming the drinks you all sympathize do you realise its all alright because only they died your opinions would change if another was in range they were killers on the run pricing us with their fun you all sympathize do you realise it only seems alright because you didnt die

about

this album was fueled by horsies

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released September 28, 2012

Art Bouman- guitar/vocals
Mitch Hines- drums
James Rudderham- bass/vocals

Recorded and masterbated by the lovely Matthew Burke

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The Slow & The Courteous Sydney, Nova Scotia

The Slow & The Courteous are known for their outlandish stage shows, which usually include the band playing among fast automobiles, pulling stunts, while the crowd "goes dumb" around them

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