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north korea destroy the states drop the bomb before its too late watching batman is no longer safe privileges are a fucking disgrace fly a drone or wear a tie annihilate or explode at the finish line teachers and runners are already in tombs fight helplessly or be consumed terrorize or spit a rhyme annihilate or explode at the finish line i wanna join the peoples army fuck the states
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Ty-runtz 02:03
you're fucking scum you're fucking scum you're fucking scum you're fucking scum you want to get really violent cuz you cant get your dick wet i hope you get cut with a knife i hope you learn to struggle i hope you get cut with a knife i hope you learn to struggle you don't deserve your place or the things you take from those who you pillage and rape i hope you get cut i hope you get fucked i hope you fucking bleed you fucking waste of life i hope you get cut i hope you get fucked i hope you fucking die you fucking waste of life i hope you fucking die you fucking fuck
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rather stab you in the face then go back into that fucking place they sing all those happy songs and all i wanna do is kill them all here i am my only friend he's my best friend he tells me all the time he tells me to KILL THEM ALL!! murder murder murderous misfits (sometimes at the 9 to 5 i'd like to kill everyone) they say were doing it all wrong but all we wanna do is hit the bong instead i'm here stuck with you and all i wanna do is fucking kill these lyrics make no fucking sense that's because i can't write for shit i guess instead i'll go insane instead and scream Murderous Misfits over and over again murder murder murderous misfits gonna stab you in the face
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D.A.D.D. 01:15
whats wrong with your heads they plotted their own deaths dont even think about blaming the drinks you all sympathize do you realize its all alright cause they all died your opinions would change if another was in range they were killers on the run pricing us with their fun you all sympathize do you realize it only seems alright because only they died
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Lionel 01:14
king of the stoop malt liquor everyday falling over backwards squattin' in alleyways get the fuck off cape breton island get the fuck off cape breton island glass in his teeth cripple for hire sleeping on the street light the fire get the fuck off cape breton island get the fuck off cape breton island
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Orc Style 01:54
discharged leftout not suitable to stand in rank if you cant join them execute the slaughtering oppressed and crying justin cant hold his gun good morning canada theres blood spill under the sun a one man army distraught a war inside of justins head forging peace with a shooting spree rolled up in his camo sleeves on the wrong side of the united states border justin bourque should have been born in montana in his head in his prison cell hes living like a cowboy in montana eating white castle in the fat mans militia
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Beefa Nova 01:20
you dont know what its like to wake up with the meat sweats every night you dont know how it feels to spend your night as slippery as an eel cause i got beef dreams and i cant sleep beef dreams i cant sleep a love of murder fills my brain while i lie here fucking drained i spend my time a fish out of water but i cant forgo the slaughter cause i got beef dreams and i cant sleep i got beef dreams and i cant sleep red meat is all i ever eat sometimes i feel i'm better off dead red meat is all i ever eat sometimes i feel i'm better off meat cause i got beef dreams i cant sleep beef dreams
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M*tch please clean the fucking mugs
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it isn't fucking easy breaking backs to feed scum nailed behind a counter taking orders from whoever pleases to come stuff their fucking face and destroy the entire place in order to making a dime i otta deal with peoples grime working til im in my grave theres no sympathy for a slave working til were in our graves theres no sympathy for us slaves what doesn't make shit cheaper is your silly fucking credits cards well see where they get you when they leave history scarred live fast get it done stay true and fuck and cum dont let a fucking puppet kill you even if you choke for them deal with shit - fuck choice if everything sucks kill yourself blank out the nonsense logic wont work as any defense we all will die someday without a fucking say we're bred as fucking slaves that mustn't misbehave we have habits to provide and habits to feed
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I'll Fuckin' 01:44
bret michaels is barely a man poison wasn't a good band why do i got to listen to his stupid fucking voice i'm at work - i got no choice prostrate earfucked every single day prostrate earfucked every single day i'll fuckin' (fuckin' i'll) if i have to hear hotel california again i'll fuckin
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i took a sick day cause i'm sick of everything im sick im not sick
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Ode to Bou 03:23
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heads woke on the wrong side of the log rising up from the bog something crept into their ears slime mold zombies disseminating brains to be seers feasting upon our peers slime mold will take control to be its host is our role it aspires our ability to chew so it will feed on the power in you
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Hop Potion 01:49
with time comes a sickness a corruption of my fitness when i almost cant take it i weild a hop potion and i sip it hop potion commotion hop potion stop motion hop potion no notion hop potion i know in just a matter of time it will kill me before i die what was building up inside will be demolished in my mind hop potion commotion hop potion slow motion hop potion no notion hop potion explosion indulge in a potion rid the commotion
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i feel as though it's all nonsense and nothing relevant flows through my head it all brews a concoction of useless space that dwells in my mind day to day i got something to prove but nothing to solve i sit and ponder as the world revolves i go where i can and i see what i like within the parameter i'm provided i may make something of a day or just waste a few away it don't really matter but if it does i'm it blame no one can tell me my rights or what to like i rule my life i can take it if i like feel my chest my hearts not touched feel my chest my hearts not touched feel my chest my hearts not touched feel my chest my hearts not touched dissect me why am i breathing everyone is pointless a psychopath is pleading the end is ongoing every moment is gone forever and i cant decide if i can live for pleasure dissect me why am i breathing a psychopath pleading fuckin fuck everything
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Mitch Please 01:10
there's a sky full of stars i only got a fistful of pennies everything's by dre they don't stock dead kennedys the hulk: i could think of numerous Joe's who would be fit to play the role Mitch would have done a better job in american history X and hes a better rapper than dr. dre - himself edward norton should have taken a few million and ran
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Shark Tank 00:56
circling around with their noses in the air brave the open water if you dare dip in your toes before you smell fear you are going under and your head will smear in the grip of your friend you crushed your head under the wheel everyones life is put on the line no one feels safe or knows who to blame they could blame the snow bank the school or the brakes the air was cold and so they took their souls sudden insanity mental therapy line em up pull the plugs proven or not slit your guilty wrists
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drink and zanex filled your head now your unborn baby is dead but all will be alright as long as you can get drunk as fuck to ICP all night you denied her an age old right there is something sick in that with a band promotional not a funeral there is something sick in that there is something sick in that you don't believe in magnets you believe in miracles and fucking commercializing baby funerals don't blame the system they tried to save her you are your childs murderer apathetic infanticide there is something sick in that there is something sick in that
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Cast Out 01:46
never wanted or needed around now they're missed because they're in the ground killed each other a year apart suicide/overdose - it made little difference cast out unnecessary tragedy hangs over our heads but none of us or you are crying until their fucking dead cast out
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stomping every citizen down the line horses crushing peoples spines wheelchair shields and gouged out eyes cause of the minor threat in the mine theres culprits on the run so raid the entire town a needles in a haystack so burn the whole thing down skulls shattered on the concrete a fetus aborted on the street mountains of crippled meat only those running are on their feet live well and watch out
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his name was Keith Doom he got stomped out the club by a pack of raging toothless sloots north sydney moms don't take no shit don't scuff they shoes or you'll end up scalped 90 pounds of hatred versus 90 pounds of Hines equals out to stelleto shoes all over your favourite kid
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Cast Away 01:14

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a noisy collection of tales that exploit all the things you fear & hate...

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released October 25, 2015

Ort - guitar/vocals
Skip - drums
Skully - vocals
Yamz - bass/vocals

Recorded in 2 days at Red Room Recordings w/ Matthew Burke

all music & lyrics by The Slow & The Courteous
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lead vocals on "Mitch Please Part II" by Matthew Burke
"Ode to Bou" composed by Seagullathor "Skully" Stoddard
music & lyrics on "Workin' Man" by Brothers Cup
additional "gang" vocals done with the help of Keith Doom & Matthew Burke

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The Slow & The Courteous Sydney, Nova Scotia

The Slow & The Courteous are known for their outlandish stage shows, which usually include the band playing among fast automobiles, pulling stunts, while the crowd "goes dumb" around them

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