1. |
For the Birds
01:45
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north korea destroy the states
drop the bomb before its too late
watching batman is no longer safe
privileges are a fucking disgrace
fly a drone or wear a tie
annihilate
or explode at the finish line
teachers and runners are already in tombs
fight helplessly or be consumed
terrorize or spit a rhyme
annihilate
or explode at the finish line
i wanna join the peoples army
fuck the states
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2. |
Ty-runtz
02:03
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you're fucking scum
you're fucking scum
you're fucking scum
you're fucking scum
you want to get really violent
cuz you cant get your dick wet
i hope you get cut with a knife
i hope you learn to struggle
i hope you get cut with a knife
i hope you learn to struggle
you don't deserve your place or the things you take
from those who you pillage and rape
i hope you get cut
i hope you get fucked
i hope you fucking bleed
you fucking waste of life
i hope you get cut
i hope you get fucked
i hope you fucking die
you fucking waste of life
i hope you fucking die
you fucking fuck
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3. |
Murderous Misfits
02:40
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rather stab you in the face
then go back into that fucking place
they sing all those happy songs
and all i wanna do is kill them all
here i am my only friend
he's my best friend
he tells me all the time
he tells me to KILL THEM ALL!!
murder murder murderous misfits
(sometimes at the 9 to 5 i'd like to kill everyone)
they say were doing it all wrong
but all we wanna do is hit the bong
instead i'm here stuck with you
and all i wanna do is fucking kill
these lyrics make no fucking sense
that's because i can't write for shit
i guess instead i'll go insane instead
and scream Murderous Misfits
over and over again
murder murder murderous misfits
gonna stab you in the face
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4. |
D.A.D.D.
01:15
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whats wrong with your heads
they plotted their own deaths
dont even think
about blaming the drinks
you all sympathize
do you realize
its all alright
cause they all died
your opinions would change
if another was in range
they were killers on the run
pricing us with their fun
you all sympathize
do you realize
it only seems alright
because only they died
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5. |
Lionel
01:14
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king of the stoop
malt liquor everyday
falling over backwards
squattin' in alleyways
get the fuck off
cape breton island
get the fuck off
cape breton island
glass in his teeth
cripple for hire
sleeping on the street
light the fire
get the fuck off
cape breton island
get the fuck off
cape breton island
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6. |
Orc Style
01:54
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discharged
leftout
not suitable to stand in rank
if you cant join them
execute the slaughtering
oppressed and crying
justin cant hold his gun
good morning canada
theres blood spill under the sun
a one man army distraught
a war inside of justins head
forging peace with a shooting spree
rolled up in his camo sleeves
on the wrong side
of the united states border
justin bourque
should have been born in montana
in his head in his prison cell hes living like a cowboy in montana
eating white castle in the fat mans militia
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7. |
Beefa Nova
01:20
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you dont know what its like
to wake up with the meat sweats every night
you dont know how it feels
to spend your night as slippery as an eel
cause i got beef dreams
and i cant sleep
beef dreams
i cant sleep
a love of murder fills my brain
while i lie here fucking drained
i spend my time a fish out of water
but i cant forgo the slaughter
cause i got beef dreams
and i cant sleep
i got beef dreams
and i cant sleep
red meat is all i ever eat
sometimes i feel i'm better off dead
red meat is all i ever eat
sometimes i feel i'm better off meat
cause i got beef dreams
i cant sleep
beef dreams
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8. |
Mitch Please Pt. II
00:11
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M*tch please clean the fucking mugs
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9. |
Sympathy for the Slave
02:02
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it isn't fucking easy breaking backs to feed scum
nailed behind a counter taking orders from whoever pleases to come
stuff their fucking face and destroy the entire place
in order to making a dime i otta deal with peoples grime
working til im in my grave
theres no sympathy for a slave
working til were in our graves
theres no sympathy for us slaves
what doesn't make shit cheaper is your silly fucking credits cards
well see where they get you when they leave history scarred
live fast get it done stay true and fuck and cum
dont let a fucking puppet kill you even if you choke for them
deal with shit - fuck choice
if everything sucks kill yourself
blank out the nonsense
logic wont work as any defense
we all will die someday
without a fucking say
we're bred as fucking slaves
that mustn't misbehave
we have habits to provide
and habits to feed
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10. |
I'll Fuckin'
01:44
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bret michaels is barely a man
poison wasn't a good band
why do i got to listen to his stupid fucking voice
i'm at work - i got no choice
prostrate
earfucked
every single day
prostrate
earfucked
every single day
i'll fuckin' (fuckin' i'll)
if i have to hear hotel california again
i'll fuckin
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11. |
Romeo & Bullethead
02:14
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i took a sick day cause i'm sick of everything
im sick
im not sick
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12. |
Ode to Bou
03:23
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13. |
Slime Mold Zombies
01:30
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heads woke on the wrong side of the log
rising up from the bog
something crept into their ears
slime mold zombies
disseminating brains to be seers
feasting upon our peers
slime mold will take control
to be its host is our role
it aspires our ability to chew
so it will feed on the power in you
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14. |
Hop Potion
01:49
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with time comes a sickness
a corruption of my fitness
when i almost cant take it
i weild a hop potion and i sip it
hop potion
commotion
hop potion
stop motion
hop potion
no notion
hop potion
i know in just a matter of time
it will kill me before i die
what was building up inside
will be demolished in my mind
hop potion
commotion
hop potion
slow motion
hop potion
no notion
hop potion
explosion
indulge in a potion
rid the commotion
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15. |
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i feel as though it's all nonsense
and nothing relevant flows through my head
it all brews a concoction of useless space
that dwells in my mind day to day
i got something to prove but nothing to solve
i sit and ponder as the world revolves
i go where i can and i see what i like
within the parameter i'm provided
i may make something of a day or just waste a few away
it don't really matter but if it does i'm it blame
no one can tell me my rights or what to like
i rule my life i can take it if i like
feel my chest
my hearts not touched
feel my chest
my hearts not touched
feel my chest
my hearts not touched
feel my chest
my hearts not touched
dissect me
why am i breathing
everyone is pointless
a psychopath is pleading
the end is ongoing
every moment is gone forever
and i cant decide
if i can live for pleasure
dissect me
why am i breathing
a psychopath pleading
fuckin fuck everything
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16. |
Mitch Please
01:10
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there's a sky full of stars
i only got a fistful of pennies
everything's by dre
they don't stock dead kennedys
the hulk:
i could think of numerous Joe's
who would be fit to play the role
Mitch would have done a better job in american history X
and hes a better rapper than dr. dre - himself
edward norton should have taken a few million and ran
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17. |
Shark Tank
00:56
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circling around with their noses in the air
brave the open water if you dare
dip in your toes before you smell fear
you are going under and your head will smear
in the grip of your friend
you crushed your head
under the wheel
everyones life
is put on the line
no one feels safe
or knows who to blame
they could blame the snow bank
the school or the brakes
the air was cold
and so they took their souls
sudden insanity
mental therapy
line em up
pull the plugs
proven or not
slit your guilty wrists
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18. |
Juggalo Infanticide
02:02
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drink and zanex filled your head
now your unborn baby is dead
but all will be alright
as long as you can get drunk as fuck to ICP all night
you denied her an age old right
there is something sick in that
with a band promotional not a funeral
there is something sick in that
there is something sick in that
you don't believe in magnets
you believe in miracles
and fucking commercializing baby funerals
don't blame the system
they tried to save her
you are your childs murderer
apathetic infanticide
there is something sick in that
there is something sick in that
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19. |
Cast Out
01:46
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never wanted or needed around
now they're missed because they're in the ground
killed each other a year apart
suicide/overdose - it made little difference
cast out
unnecessary tragedy hangs over our heads
but none of us or you are crying until their fucking dead
cast out
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20. |
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stomping every citizen down the line
horses crushing peoples spines
wheelchair shields and gouged out eyes
cause of the minor threat in the mine
theres culprits on the run
so raid the entire town
a needles in a haystack
so burn the whole thing down
skulls shattered on the concrete
a fetus aborted on the street
mountains of crippled meat
only those running are on their feet
live well and watch out
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21. |
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his name was Keith Doom
he got stomped out the club
by a pack of
raging toothless sloots
north sydney moms
don't take no shit
don't scuff they shoes
or you'll end up scalped
90 pounds of hatred
versus 90 pounds of Hines
equals out to stelleto shoes
all over your favourite kid
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22. |
The Grand Chebucto Inn
03:52
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23. |
Cast Away
01:14
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The Slow & The Courteous Sydney, Nova Scotia
The Slow & The Courteous are known for their outlandish stage shows, which usually include the band playing among fast automobiles, pulling stunts, while the crowd "goes dumb" around them
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